1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I failto get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of theoffice. If I were in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything atall.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brainand heart removed so I can be promoted to our Upper management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you sendme until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail willbe deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 forthe first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and isunable to deliver this message.Please restart your computer and try sending again.(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how manyin-duh-viduals did this over and over.)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added toa queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place,and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of Steve
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